Wall of Impossible

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Wow wee.

Why am I surprised though? This is what they do. No skin in the game. Mitigate risk on their part. Put spanner in wheel of progress. Act as friction. 

"Sure, you can aim to do that. But here is a list of impossible tasks to perform, most contradictory. Also to execute this will mean the utter corruption of your soul. Just so we are clear, if you don't perform it the way I've suggested, which is impossible as stated before, then I can't be held liable for any f ups."

Plan = wait until system becomes so bogged with parasites it falls over as new upstart takes it apart.

Capitalism.

Bring on Capitalism.